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Recap by Metal Wulf; Well, we were anticipating some surprises on this particular night, since we were celebrating Joe's upcoming birthday. Honestly, we had visions of Jeffie arriving with some of the crew from The Last Exit For The Lost, most likely Just Joe and Dave. Indeed, it was probably even more surprising when Jeffie arrived WITHOUT Just Joe and Dave...
He did have Genevieve from Psyche Corporation with him, however, and it was fun to get a chance to catch up with her. Always a pleasure to have her on hand!

Anyhoo, further attempts to get Jeffie to share God's plan with us proved to be fruitless. He continued to insist that the time wasn't quite right yet.
Well, I certainly hope the time is coming soon, 'cuz I think The Metallic Onslaught may have some plans for Jeffie before God can make good on His!

So, let's see, what were some of the crazier moments? Jeffie made sure he was going to make the most of spreading birthday cheer for Joe, who oddly enough decided at a couple points in time that he actually LIKED Jeffie!
Now, Joe really doesn't like Jeffie at all, so this kinda boggled our minds. Even more puzzling was Joe's showing how much he liked Jeffie by screaming "BERSERKER RAGE!!!" and pummeling the hell out of him. Then he'd come to his senses and realize that he really didn't like Jeffie after all. This happened a few times.
For further birthday enjoyment, Jeffie played a new birthday song for Joe, which we all thought was one of his coolest pieces yet. Strangely, when we actually like some of Jeffie's songs, he doesn't seem to appreciate the music. Seriously, some people just can't take a frickin' compliment!
Then there were a couple of live musical interludes, one of which featured Genevieve singing "Happy Birthday To You"...
...backwards!
Hey, it was actually kind of fun, especially with a little accompaniment from me and Foul Mouth Girl on bongos and Casio keyboard respectively.
And since we had the instruments on board, anyway, it just seemed like a fun idea to do a live jam of Jeffie's "Rubbernecking" song, which for some reason Joe and Rick just can't seem to embrace...
Just can't please some folks, I guess!

Interesting side note to that "Rubbernecking" segment:
That silly Jeffie, I gotta tell ya...
At some point a big clump of fur flew off of my hand as I was playing bongos, and Jeffie insisted that my hand itself flew off! Can you believe it?
Look, the weather's been really hot lately, and I've been shedding a lot more than normal for this time of year, that's ALL IT WAS! Honestly, Jeffie seems to think I'm trying to pull something on everybody. How many ways can I say that I am genuinely a wolf! I am a snarling, carnivorous beast! HONESTLY!!!!