Metallic Onslaught Show Archive

A highly sarcastic discussion centering on Iron Maiden occupied the early portion of the evening.

This coincided, of course, with the official release of Maiden England on DVD. Pretty sure this is the first time this concert video has been available on DVD in the states, and as such, the package is pretty damned solid. You not only get the original concert, but there are bonus performances from the same show that didn't make it to the original VHS release.

On top of that there's also a second disc which features The History Of Iron Maiden, Part 3 (1986-1988), not to mention 12 Wasted Years (a 2012 remaster of the late 80's documentary, also on DVD for the first time), as well as a number of remastered promo videos from that time period.

And that's not all! There's also a live CD version of the show available!

And, seemingly, this is part of the problem. Over-saturation of Iron Maiden in the metal market! 

Now, as Maiden fans, Josh and I are perfectly cool with this. I'm actually chomping at the bit to get my hands on it. Joe, on the other hand, has pretty much had enough. That, however, didn't stop the rest of us from teasing him on the air about how much he LOVES Iron Maiden. As a matter of fact, he likes the new live CD so much, he played "Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son" within the first hour of the Onslaught! I mean, that's the LONGEST track on the setlist, so he must really, REALLY dig that tune!

Further discussion of my supposed upcoming expression of Bronie-ism on No Pants Day was held, and I actually did confess to researching this bizarre phenomenon, just a little bit.

Personally, I just don't get it...

I mean, I don't have an issue when it comes to adults liking cartoons. Personally, I still love most of the old classics, Loony Toons in particular. Some of that stuff just never gets old. Flintstones, Scooby Doo, Underdog, Josie And The Pussycats, Tom And Jerry...all good, still love them, no problem.

Bronie's are an odd bunch, though. I mean, if you like the cartoons, fine, but holy shit, the money people are willing to drop so they can have a Rainbow Dash wig? Or socks? Or lunch boxes? Or a fucking $65.00 zipper hoodie? Really? Adult males are into this crap? 

Seriously, you have my assurance that No Pants Day is going to be 100% Bronie-free...

The only other major item of note that I can remember is hearing ABBA playing during most of the talk breaks. I mean, I KNEW I was hearing ABBA, but the rest of the guys kept saying I was crazy, and that there was no ABBA playing at all.

It all must have been too much to bear, though, as Rick finally lost it, claiming that he had heard enough, and yelling about how Abba sucked. He then came out and beat the snot out of me, throwing me around the studio like a rag doll, bludgeoning my knees with large metal pipes, and basically leaving me a bruised mess on the floor.

Now, considering who was running the sound board, I'm pretty sure it was Joe who should have received that beating. Not that I'd normally wish harm upon the guy, but I'm just saying that it certainly wasn't ME who was trying to be all deceptive and shit. As for the rest of the guys, well Hell, they were in on the joke as well, so I don't think they've got a lot of room to bitch!

Yep, definitely should have been somebody else on the other end of that beatdown...Where's Jeffie when you need him?

Destruction - Cynaide 

Destruction - Spiritual Genocide 

Joe Carpenter - Stormbringer 

Manilla Road - Hallowed Be Thy Grave 

Avenger Of Blood - Spawn Of Evil 

Enforcer - Death Rides This Night 

Death Tyrant - Baphomet 

Newsted - King Of The Underdogs 

Demon Hunter - I Am Stone 

Psyche Corporation - Pound Of Flesh 

Crest Of Darkness - Welcome To My Funeral 

High Priest Of Saturn - Crawling King Snake 

Soothsayer - Dark Star 

Kiss - She 

Volume IV - Kong 

Victor Griffin's In-Graved - Thorn In The Flesh 

Neuronspoiler - Through Hell We March 

Those Who Fear - Daggermouth 

Dynasty - Hard Pressed 

Abdicate - Cranial Collapse 

Death Wolf - Death Wolf March 

Hatriot - Blood Stained Wings 

Helloween - Waiting For The Thunder 

Spinal Tap - Christmas With The Devil 

Fist - Hot Spikes 

Crash Diet - Liquid Jesus 

The Beards - You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man 

Slammer - Johnny's Home 

Maelstrom - Predestined 

Cold Steel - Blood Secrets 

Static - X - I'm With Stupid 

Metal Church - Fake Healer 

Haiduk - Stormcall 

Seven Year Existence - Death Roll 

Swarm Of Arrows - Gravel And Gold 

Hate - Venom 

Clutch - Earth Rocker 

Alice In Chains - Hollow 

Mothership - Lunar Master 

Suffocation - As Grace Descends 

Ghost - Secular Haze 

To The Deep - Thrown From High 

Powermad - Absolute Power 

Angel - Tower 

Bornholm - Throne Of Crows 

Hatebreed - Indivisible 

Hemlock - The Masquerade 

Hemlock - Vendetta