Recap by Randy aka Wulfie
After losing original Alice In Chains bass player, Mike Starr, last week, we played some old AIC in tribute. As far as news goes, that was moderately rough, yet maybe not so surprising to some, thanks to Starr's well-publicized substance abuse problems. Best not to speculate too much on that, as nobody will know what the official cause of death was for awhile. Just saddens me to think that after already losing original vocalist, Layne Staley, and now Starr, this can't be easy on the two reamianing original members, Sean Kinney and Jerry Cantrell...
Well, once again, another case of you can't do anything to change it, no matter how hard it is to have sink in. Just be grateful for the good music that they made in the beginning, and be thankful that the remaining two are fully capable of producing more in the future!
Kind of a rough night on Josh, poor guy. Can't remember what brought this topic up, but Joe had shared a funny story having to do with a UFC pay-per-view. Seems this was the first time that Josh had come out for this kind of thing, and being the relatively innocent guy that he is, he wasn't prepared to arrive to find everybody else watching porn.
In all honesty, this may have been Josh's first exposure to porn, but I won't swear to that.
Anyhoo, have I mentioned that Josh isn't a drinker, either?
So, that being the case, he got hammered on some whiskey candy.
Josh, there aren't many men out there who can claim to have been drunk, but never taken a drink in their life! Savor the irony, bro!
And then there was the Lemmy conversation...
Josh had gone to see Motorhead in NYC almost two weeks prior, but hadn't gotten a chance to share his stories from that night. Seems our Josh isn't always as innocent as he comes across, as he told us of getting to make out with three separate ladies on that trip.
Hey, some of us never get to make out with even two at a time, so I'd say it was a damned good trip!
Being a hardcore Motorhead fan, Josh couldn't say enough about that show, leading us to tease him a bit , suggesting that maybe he has a little man-crush on Lemmy...
From there, we put Josh into hysterics as we described him wanting to do indescribable things to Lemmy.
Like, licking his warts...
By this time, Azkath had arrived, and was pretty peeved that Shades wasn't there. Seems that Shades had slashed Azkath's tires the previous week, which, while not great for the Demon, is just fine by me.
Anyhoo, Azkath was telling us how he'd gotten some payback on Shades already. Seems somebody's windows and doors got super-glued, most likely shutting Shades in and incapable of joining the show that night. Azkath also mentioned something about doing something to Shades's phone as well, but it's probably better that I don't remember what happened...
And thanks to Azkath, I once again left the show with bleeding scratches. Seems I'd been a little more annoying than usual with my usual random singing and humming. In the early portion of the eveing, this caused Bill to bombard me with his cell-phone case numerous times, with a couple shots bouncing off of my dome.
Hey, can I suggest something? Let's go easy on the head traumua, mmmkay? Not only is it having a negative impact on my brain function, it's also messing up my hair, now that it's growin' back!
Hey, I'm allowed a smidgen of vanity, aren't I?
Anyhoo, my behavior led to Azkath using plastic cutlery on my noggin, and there is still a scratch on my forehead, just below the hairline. Oddly enough, that wasn't where the blood came in...
No, that came later when the Demon wrestled me out of my chair, causning me to fall, once again, into that damned spiky tropical plant that sits in the corner of the Stupid Room. Of course, I put my hand out to break the fall, and of course, it went directly INTO THE PLANT!
My worst nightmare right now? That plant, having tasted my blood on TWO occasions now, is going to uproot itself and become like something out of "Day Of The Triffids", making short work of everybody on the show, making its' way into the general population, spreading its' pollen and creating more, soon obliterating the human race.
Just in time for 2012!
Listen to the Show
Clandestine - Philistine
Jag Panzer - Overlord
Within Temptaion - Shot In The Dark
Tetrafusion - Last Chance
Grave Robber - Altered States
Thin Lizzy - Johnny The Fox Meets Jimmy The Weed
Thin Lizzy - Emerald
Thin Lizzy - Massacre
Stryper - Lights Out
DevilDriver - Blur
Warlord - Black Mass
Alice In Chains - It Aint Like That
Alice In Chains - Dam That River
Alice In Chains - Sea Of Sorrow
Alice In Chains - Right Turn
Protest The Hero - Tongue Splitter
Ken Mode - A Wicked Pike
Destruction - Hate Is My Fuel
Kvelertak - Sultans Of Satan
The Rods - The Night Lives To Rock
Sin-Atra (Featuring Devin Townsend) - New York, New York
Onward To Olympas - The War Within Us
Cavalera Conspiracy - Lynch Mob
Rotten Sound - Alone
Long Distance Calling - The Figrin D'an Boogie
Darkest Hour - Savor The Kill
Azrael - Acts Of Vengeance
Mad Maze - Lord Of All That Remains
Foo Fighters - White Limo
Widow Sunday - Swell The Seas
Onslaught - The Sound Of Violence
Benediction - Wrong Side Of The Grave
Volture - The Horde
Free Reign - One Step Away
Trap Them - Slumcult & Gather
Rob Carlton - Seven Thunders
Night Of The Jackal - Head Over Heels
Sorrowseed - Flowers To The Furnace
Sorrowseed - Golden Plague
Royal Thunder - Mouth of Fire
The Human Abstract - Complex Terms
Scream Arena - House Of Pain
Crowbar - Let Me Mourn
Evergrey - It Comes From Within
Omission - Beyond The Burning Gates
Zombiefication - Broken Gravestone
Order Of The Dead - More Bullets
Feral - Howling
Cauldron - Frozen In Fire
Wrath - Ripped Into Pieces
Speed\Kill/Hate - Behind The Mask
Times Of Grace - Strength In Numbers
Protest The Hero - The Reign Of Unending Terror
Motorhead - Bye Bye Bitch Bye Bye
Acid Reign - Goddess
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The Demon Azkath was there. He was still insisting that Jeffie did not exist, even though there had been one there the week before, and he had talked to him on the phone. He said it might be a rip in space time, and be a Jeffie from an alternate universe, or maybe it was Jeffie's ghost. He said the reason he himself had been absent last week was because Will had slashed all four of his tires. However, he said he had gotten his revenge on will, he had super glued all of the doors, and some of the windows, on his house shut, so he couldn't get out. Will was indeed not there this night. Azkath said he had also stolen Will's phone. Randy was being super annoying, constantly singing stupid songs, and making stupid, annoying noises. Joe got so fed up with him that he said no one was going to talk anymore, because everything anyone said would set him off again. Joe told Azkath to punish Randy. Azkath hit him in the eye, then, later, when Randy started up again, he gave him a thumb to the eye. Then he carved up Randy's face with a knife. It was a plastic knife, but it was still really sharp, sharp enough to make Randy scream a lot, and very loudly, in pain. However, Randy wouldn't bleed, to Azkath's great disappointment, and perplexity. Azkath took a spoon and was bothering Joe with it (so Azkath and Joe were spooning, so to speak). Then Azkath attacked Randy with the spoon. Later, Randy started up yet again, but Azkath told him he wasn't going to beat him for that. He was however going to beat him for something else. For smoking. He attacked Randy, and did a lot of wrestling moves on him, suplexing him, elbow dropping him. elbow dropping him off the chair, splashing him. Randy went into the spiky plant in the room, it's spikes are very sharp, and, thus, Azkath, to his great pleasure, finally succeeded in making Randy bleed. That is not the first time that plant has made Randy bleed. Azkath took all of Randy's cigarettes away and crushed them all... They have a new name they call Randy, The Metal Hoax, or, Hoaxie, as apposed to The Metal Wulf, Or Wulfie, as he was exposed as not really being a wolf...
After losing original Alice In Chains bass player, Mike Starr, last week, we played some old AIC in tribute. As far as news goes, that was moderately rough, yet maybe not so surprising to some, thanks to Starr's well-publicized substance abuse problems. Best not to speculate too much on that, as nobody will know what the official cause of death was for awhile. Just saddens me to think that after already losing original vocalist, Layne Staley, and now Starr, this can't be easy on the two reamianing original members, Sean Kinney and Jerry Cantrell...
Well, once again, another case of you can't do anything to change it, no matter how hard it is to have sink in. Just be grateful for the good music that they made in the beginning, and be thankful that the remaining two are fully capable of producing more in the future!
Kind of a rough night on Josh, poor guy. Can't remember what brought this topic up, but Joe had shared a funny story having to do with a UFC pay-per-view. Seems this was the first time that Josh had come out for this kind of thing, and being the relatively innocent guy that he is, he wasn't prepared to arrive to find everybody else watching porn.
In all honesty, this may have been Josh's first exposure to porn, but I won't swear to that.
Anyhoo, have I mentioned that Josh isn't a drinker, either?
So, that being the case, he got hammered on some whiskey candy.
Josh, there aren't many men out there who can claim to have been drunk, but never taken a drink in their life! Savor the irony, bro!
And then there was the Lemmy conversation...
Josh had gone to see Motorhead in NYC almost two weeks prior, but hadn't gotten a chance to share his stories from that night. Seems our Josh isn't always as innocent as he comes across, as he told us of getting to make out with three separate ladies on that trip.
Hey, some of us never get to make out with even two at a time, so I'd say it was a damned good trip!
Being a hardcore Motorhead fan, Josh couldn't say enough about that show, leading us to tease him a bit , suggesting that maybe he has a little man-crush on Lemmy...
From there, we put Josh into hysterics as we described him wanting to do indescribable things to Lemmy.
Like, licking his warts...
By this time, Azkath had arrived, and was pretty peeved that Shades wasn't there. Seems that Shades had slashed Azkath's tires the previous week, which, while not great for the Demon, is just fine by me.
Anyhoo, Azkath was telling us how he'd gotten some payback on Shades already. Seems somebody's windows and doors got super-glued, most likely shutting Shades in and incapable of joining the show that night. Azkath also mentioned something about doing something to Shades's phone as well, but it's probably better that I don't remember what happened...
And thanks to Azkath, I once again left the show with bleeding scratches. Seems I'd been a little more annoying than usual with my usual random singing and humming. In the early portion of the eveing, this caused Bill to bombard me with his cell-phone case numerous times, with a couple shots bouncing off of my dome.
Hey, can I suggest something? Let's go easy on the head traumua, mmmkay? Not only is it having a negative impact on my brain function, it's also messing up my hair, now that it's growin' back!
Hey, I'm allowed a smidgen of vanity, aren't I?
Anyhoo, my behavior led to Azkath using plastic cutlery on my noggin, and there is still a scratch on my forehead, just below the hairline. Oddly enough, that wasn't where the blood came in...
No, that came later when the Demon wrestled me out of my chair, causning me to fall, once again, into that damned spiky tropical plant that sits in the corner of the Stupid Room. Of course, I put my hand out to break the fall, and of course, it went directly INTO THE PLANT!
My worst nightmare right now? That plant, having tasted my blood on TWO occasions now, is going to uproot itself and become like something out of "Day Of The Triffids", making short work of everybody on the show, making its' way into the general population, spreading its' pollen and creating more, soon obliterating the human race.
Just in time for 2012!
Listen to the Show
Clandestine - Philistine
Jag Panzer - Overlord
Within Temptaion - Shot In The Dark
Tetrafusion - Last Chance
Grave Robber - Altered States
Thin Lizzy - Johnny The Fox Meets Jimmy The Weed
Thin Lizzy - Emerald
Thin Lizzy - Massacre
Stryper - Lights Out
DevilDriver - Blur
Warlord - Black Mass
Alice In Chains - It Aint Like That
Alice In Chains - Dam That River
Alice In Chains - Sea Of Sorrow
Alice In Chains - Right Turn
Protest The Hero - Tongue Splitter
Ken Mode - A Wicked Pike
Destruction - Hate Is My Fuel
Kvelertak - Sultans Of Satan
The Rods - The Night Lives To Rock
Sin-Atra (Featuring Devin Townsend) - New York, New York
Onward To Olympas - The War Within Us
Cavalera Conspiracy - Lynch Mob
Rotten Sound - Alone
Long Distance Calling - The Figrin D'an Boogie
Darkest Hour - Savor The Kill
Azrael - Acts Of Vengeance
Mad Maze - Lord Of All That Remains
Foo Fighters - White Limo
Widow Sunday - Swell The Seas
Onslaught - The Sound Of Violence
Benediction - Wrong Side Of The Grave
Volture - The Horde
Free Reign - One Step Away
Trap Them - Slumcult & Gather
Rob Carlton - Seven Thunders
Night Of The Jackal - Head Over Heels
Sorrowseed - Flowers To The Furnace
Sorrowseed - Golden Plague
Royal Thunder - Mouth of Fire
The Human Abstract - Complex Terms
Scream Arena - House Of Pain
Crowbar - Let Me Mourn
Evergrey - It Comes From Within
Omission - Beyond The Burning Gates
Zombiefication - Broken Gravestone
Order Of The Dead - More Bullets
Feral - Howling
Cauldron - Frozen In Fire
Wrath - Ripped Into Pieces
Speed\Kill/Hate - Behind The Mask
Times Of Grace - Strength In Numbers
Protest The Hero - The Reign Of Unending Terror
Motorhead - Bye Bye Bitch Bye Bye
Acid Reign - Goddess
________________________________________________________
Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The Demon Azkath was there. He was still insisting that Jeffie did not exist, even though there had been one there the week before, and he had talked to him on the phone. He said it might be a rip in space time, and be a Jeffie from an alternate universe, or maybe it was Jeffie's ghost. He said the reason he himself had been absent last week was because Will had slashed all four of his tires. However, he said he had gotten his revenge on will, he had super glued all of the doors, and some of the windows, on his house shut, so he couldn't get out. Will was indeed not there this night. Azkath said he had also stolen Will's phone. Randy was being super annoying, constantly singing stupid songs, and making stupid, annoying noises. Joe got so fed up with him that he said no one was going to talk anymore, because everything anyone said would set him off again. Joe told Azkath to punish Randy. Azkath hit him in the eye, then, later, when Randy started up again, he gave him a thumb to the eye. Then he carved up Randy's face with a knife. It was a plastic knife, but it was still really sharp, sharp enough to make Randy scream a lot, and very loudly, in pain. However, Randy wouldn't bleed, to Azkath's great disappointment, and perplexity. Azkath took a spoon and was bothering Joe with it (so Azkath and Joe were spooning, so to speak). Then Azkath attacked Randy with the spoon. Later, Randy started up yet again, but Azkath told him he wasn't going to beat him for that. He was however going to beat him for something else. For smoking. He attacked Randy, and did a lot of wrestling moves on him, suplexing him, elbow dropping him. elbow dropping him off the chair, splashing him. Randy went into the spiky plant in the room, it's spikes are very sharp, and, thus, Azkath, to his great pleasure, finally succeeded in making Randy bleed. That is not the first time that plant has made Randy bleed. Azkath took all of Randy's cigarettes away and crushed them all... They have a new name they call Randy, The Metal Hoax, or, Hoaxie, as apposed to The Metal Wulf, Or Wulfie, as he was exposed as not really being a wolf...
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