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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
The Demon Azkath was there, and said he had seen the video proving that there had indeed been a Jeffie there the week before (he hadn't believed them when they told him there had been one there), and he had no idea where these Jeffies were coming from, as he wasn't making them. He didn't know where that one had gone, but, since Jeffie had said he was going home with Shoebox, he thought maybe Shoebox had him. If that is so, I bet Shoebox is just thrilled to death about that. The conversation hit on such topics as paper cuts, how they are the worst injuries to have by far, which is why there has never been a wrestling, or death match fight with them as the goal, it would just be too brutal, and penguins, what they wear, and the fact that all the species that are dying, are doing so, according to Joe at least, from liquefied innards, which would also make a cool title for a death metal song, "Death By Liquefied Innards". I'm gonna work on writing that right away, I'm sure it will be a hit, then I can become a super rock star, like Jeffie, with my own bus, groupies and everything...!!!!